Friday, March 31, 2006

Why is hiphop not for the normal thinking person?

All the lyrics make you wanna pop someone's head.
Vanilla Ice makes you wanna kill yourself instead.

Thursday, March 30, 2006

How are you an irony to yourself?

I go to the mall to buy something but once i see it, i regret buying it. But when i come home il realize that iv spent so much more just by hanging out at the mall...

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Why hasnt Bigfoot shown himself yet?

He didnt like the name humans gave him, 'Bigfoot.' He preferred being called 'Hairyass' instead

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Why was the IPOD such a hit anyway?

The ipod allows a user to store only their favorite songs... and by truth standard, even if its only a thousand, thats alot. This because of the fact that artists can only sing one good song per album. A few exeptions though -- Usher, Linkinpark, Greenday and William Hung (he had two hits: She Bangs and We are the Champions)

Monday, March 27, 2006

Congratulate/Greet/Advice/Criticize the 2006 Graduates!

Welcome to the world of the cool and unemployed.

If its any help, try not to get someone pregnant during the summer.

Sunday, March 26, 2006

A quote says 'There is an Imelda (marcos) in all of us.' What is it?

I wanna put up buildings and have one with a silhouette of my face made with blood. (and an urban legend behind it)

Of course, if i am actually given the chance to put up buildings, i will keep the money and put it in a swiss bank so i can breed my own army of mono-dressed maids and drivers and servants and so on...

Saturday, March 25, 2006

What is Mesothelioma?

the disease lawyers would want you to have ...its not even right.

Friday, March 24, 2006

A tornado has swept the city. Who are you looking for?

other than family members and really hot people, im looking for broken atm machines to loot.

Thursday, March 23, 2006

Your bathroom song!

Acidentally in Love Counting Crows

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

What do you hate about Harry Potter (the movie)?

too many owls

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

VIP stands for...

Vaguely Insane Professors

Monday, March 20, 2006

Why is this summer thesame as last year?

we still have thesame president...

Sunday, March 19, 2006

Define "earth"

third planet from the sun filled with coffee frenzy people who cant get along with each other.

If your pc could talk, what would it say?

pls dont do that in front of me

Friday, March 17, 2006

You are lost in an island, who would you not want to see?

Wanda Sykes.

Thursday, March 16, 2006

Confess something

i like listening to Josh Groban

... shet!

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Which Star Wars character do you think is gay? Why?

Chewbacca. you can tell it by the way he moans.

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

What is KFC's 11 "secret" herbs and spices? (give as many as you want)

1 -- flour
2 -- betsin (MSG)
3 -- pepper
4 -- salt
5 -- chicken flavoring
6 -- more flour
7 -- lemon extract
8 -- eggs
9 -- oil
10 -- more flour
11 -- even more flour

Monday, March 13, 2006

Who killed Roger Rabbit?

Bugs Bunny!

Saturday, March 11, 2006

Pick a theme song for either Jennifer Anniston, Angelina Jolie, or Brad Pitt (or all of them).

Angelina Jolie -- Another Perfect Day by American Hi-Fi

Brad Pitt -- Hands Down by Dashboard Confessional

Jennifer Anniston -- You Belong to Me by Lifehouse

What not to do during a date?

Talk about Elton John.

Friday, March 10, 2006

How did the dinosaurs die?

They saw Liza Minnelli and they withered away.

Thursday, March 09, 2006


The part where you tell yourself "mother-in-laws arent that bad"

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Fill in the blanks. Women are from ..., Men are from ....

Women are from a (not so) normal world, and men are from a parallel universe.

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

If you were a superhero, what ability would you like to have? Why?

invisibility and x-ray vision. definitely.

reason? ...uh ...SO I COULD SAVE THE WORLD!!!


Sunday, March 05, 2006

What's the emoticons gender?

they're male, i think.

Saturday, March 04, 2006

You were born in the 80's if...

You loved biomen.

and you felt bad when yellow four died.

Friday, March 03, 2006

Worst pick up line.

Are you from Hiroshima, coz i think you're the bomb.

Thursday, March 02, 2006

Why havent the aliens invaded earth yet?

Because they're scared of Avril Lavigne

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

The greatest invention ever...

the toilet bowl