Friday, March 10, 2006

How did the dinosaurs die?

They saw Liza Minnelli and they withered away.

9 Comments:

Blogger Bryan Anthony the First said...

Dolly Patron farted at them.

5:54 PM  
Blogger Bryan Anthony the First said...

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5:54 PM  
Blogger indiepinoy said...

they all got fan-mail from the unabomber

8:59 PM  
Anonymous mimi said...

George Bush became their president

9:01 PM  
Anonymous blueasianpup said...

they committed mass suicide to escape the prehistoric humans who were having sex everywhere.

10:38 PM  
Blogger kuazee said...

Steven Speilberg cast them all in one of his movies and after that he zapped them to planet X

10:43 PM  
Blogger twistedman said...

a pre-historic Dubya thought they had weapons of mass destruction and bombed the hell out of them

10:43 PM  
Anonymous mimi said...

i dont really know for sure. but i know it was the same year the miss universe beauty pageant began.

creepy.

10:36 PM  
Blogger Maryanne Moll said...

they didn't. they just turned into senators.

9:24 PM  

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