Monday, April 17, 2006

Your formula in life

fifteen shots of tequilla a day keeps all the hypocrites away

7 Comments:

Blogger Bryan Anthony the First said...

homer, homer, homer...

hypocrites will stay even until you fill all your bloodstreams with pure cuervo.

Vodka anyone?

1:56 AM  
Blogger Homer said...

well, 15 shots and i pass out. so, technically, its everyone who goes away.

7:53 AM  
Anonymous gari said...

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6:46 PM  
Blogger carl said...

personally, i prefer vodka over tequila but merlot is my favorite poison. but the secret to my sanity would have to be:

ciggies ciggies ciggies.

menthol lights. a stick when it's too hot, two when it's breezy, 3 sticks when im happy, maybe two when im bored, around 8 when im sad, a million when im horny, 2 when i'm all alone, 200 when im at a party, 5 while stuck in traffic on my way to work and a couple before goin to bed.

8:19 PM  
Blogger /iambrew said...

I kinda agree with Bryan... They'll be there no matter what!

How about Coke Light? Anyone?

9:07 AM  
Blogger dreaming-neko said...

lowered expectations lead to more pleasant surprises :)

6:15 PM  
Blogger dezphaire said...

MaPaWe.

Malay ko.
Paki ko.
Wewan ko ba.

8:17 PM  

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