Suggest a FUQ

** i havent been FUQing for the past week or so. I guess everyone goes through this sort of thing. (even literary demi-gods go through it) So as i ran through my FUQs today, i figured maybe its time i asked for help **

Your formula in life

fifteen shots of tequilla a day keeps all the hypocrites away

Your cultures weirdest superstition

That you have to turn your plate if a person takes his plate from the table or else you 'l never get married.

Which Tom Hanks movie made an impact in your life?

I must say Cast Away, it taught me how to give names to inanimate objects and parts of the body

What would we not wanna know about you?

i will claim ownership to anything that does not belong to anybody. and that i can run very fast.

The problem with the world these days is...

We worry about Katie and Tom too much. What about global warming?

The weirdest ingredient in your halo-halo?

hair. (and i dont think it was human hair)

Steven Speilberg vs Quentin Tarantino

Thats almost like saying 'aliens' vs 'kick ass kung fu masters,' which could be the war of the ages. (or war of the worlds?!) I think il prefer Quentin Tarantino... coz martial artists are hot, specially if its Uma Thurman.

Who sent Mr "anonymous" ?

Im not really sure, its a choice between Bigfoot or Harry Potter.


FYI, mr "anonymous" has been going through the blog but, unlike most us, he does not enjoy it. This is a tribute to him.

What's the coolest thing about the Lord of the Rings?

The female dwarfs also had beards

Who is the most annoying action star?

Arnold Schwarzeneger. Im not entirely sure how he could have been famous... him and Ronnie Rickets! eww

What is the most irrelevant subject you've taken in school?

GMRC (Good Manners and Right Conduct) coz i ended up being a no good, slothing, narrow minded, trouble causing nincompoop.

If heaven had a canteen, what should they serve?

hmm...





aphrodisiacs! ;)