tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-228563952009-02-20T20:02:04.408-08:00FERVENTLY UNWANTED QUERIESHomerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00115519382073764477noreply@blogger.comBlogger49125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22856395.post-1145976929528960082006-04-25T07:52:00.000-07:002006-04-25T07:57:07.156-07:00** i havent been FUQing for the past week or so. I guess everyone goes through this sort of thing. (even literary demi-gods go through it) So as i ran through my FUQs today, i figured maybe its time i asked for help **<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22856395-114597692952896008?l=fuqs.blogspot.com'/></div>Homerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00115519382073764477noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22856395.post-1145332078773438382006-04-17T20:47:00.000-07:002006-04-17T20:48:49.396-07:00fifteen shots of tequilla a day keeps all the hypocrites away<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22856395-114533207877343838?l=fuqs.blogspot.com'/></div>Homerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00115519382073764477noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22856395.post-1145115260151040632006-04-15T08:31:00.000-07:002006-04-15T08:34:20.186-07:00That you have to turn your plate if a person takes his plate from the table or else you 'l never get married.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22856395-114511526015104063?l=fuqs.blogspot.com'/></div>Homerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00115519382073764477noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22856395.post-1144887313522965462006-04-12T17:13:00.000-07:002006-04-12T17:21:02.536-07:00I must say Cast Away, it taught me how to give names to inanimate objects and parts of the body<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22856395-114488731352296546?l=fuqs.blogspot.com'/></div>Homerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00115519382073764477noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22856395.post-1144796288830933462006-04-11T15:54:00.000-07:002006-04-11T15:59:06.006-07:00i will claim ownership to anything that does not belong to anybody. and that i can run very fast.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22856395-114479628883093346?l=fuqs.blogspot.com'/></div>Homerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00115519382073764477noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22856395.post-1144709549826234132006-04-10T15:47:00.000-07:002006-04-10T15:54:55.486-07:00We worry about Katie and Tom too much. What about global warming?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22856395-114470954982623413?l=fuqs.blogspot.com'/></div>Homerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00115519382073764477noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22856395.post-1144534532707630312006-04-08T15:13:00.000-07:002006-04-08T15:15:32.706-07:00hair. (and i dont think it was human hair)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22856395-114453453270763031?l=fuqs.blogspot.com'/></div>Homerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00115519382073764477noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22856395.post-1144382048269068652006-04-06T20:50:00.000-07:002006-04-08T15:12:21.903-07:00Thats almost like saying 'aliens' vs 'kick ass kung fu masters,' which could be the war of the ages. (or war of the worlds?!) I think il prefer Quentin Tarantino... coz martial artists are hot, specially if its Uma Thurman.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22856395-114438204826906865?l=fuqs.blogspot.com'/></div>Homerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00115519382073764477noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22856395.post-1144277700707896352006-04-05T15:39:00.000-07:002006-04-05T16:08:52.463-07:00Im not really sure, its a choice between Bigfoot or Harry Potter.<br /><br /><br />FYI, mr "anonymous" has been going through the blog but, unlike most us, he does not enjoy it. This is a tribute to him.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22856395-114427770070789635?l=fuqs.blogspot.com'/></div>Homerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00115519382073764477noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22856395.post-1144213699789795432006-04-04T22:03:00.000-07:002006-04-04T22:08:19.806-07:00The female dwarfs also had beards<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22856395-114421369978979543?l=fuqs.blogspot.com'/></div>Homerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00115519382073764477noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22856395.post-1144120169883961152006-04-03T20:06:00.000-07:002006-04-03T20:09:29.883-07:00Arnold Schwarzeneger. Im not entirely sure how he could have been famous... him and Ronnie Rickets! eww<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22856395-114412016988396115?l=fuqs.blogspot.com'/></div>Homerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00115519382073764477noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22856395.post-1144025142362072112006-04-02T17:43:00.000-07:002006-04-02T17:45:42.376-07:00GMRC (Good Manners and Right Conduct) coz i ended up being a no good, slothing, narrow minded, trouble causing nincompoop.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22856395-114402514236207211?l=fuqs.blogspot.com'/></div>Homerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00115519382073764477noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22856395.post-1143959517006356962006-04-01T22:31:00.000-08:002006-04-01T22:33:43.910-08:00hmm...<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />aphrodisiacs! ;)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22856395-114395951700635696?l=fuqs.blogspot.com'/></div>Homerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00115519382073764477noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22856395.post-1143846676611084992006-03-31T15:02:00.000-08:002006-03-31T15:11:16.633-08:00All the lyrics make you wanna pop someone's head.<br />Vanilla Ice makes you wanna kill yourself instead.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22856395-114384667661108499?l=fuqs.blogspot.com'/></div>Homerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00115519382073764477noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22856395.post-1143760524682216012006-03-30T15:04:00.000-08:002006-04-04T10:48:23.570-07:00I go to the mall to buy something but once i see it, i regret buying it. But when i come home il realize that iv spent so much more just by hanging out at the mall...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22856395-114376052468221601?l=fuqs.blogspot.com'/></div>Homerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00115519382073764477noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22856395.post-1143685542157777972006-03-29T17:51:00.000-08:002006-03-29T18:25:42.220-08:00He didnt like the name humans gave him, 'Bigfoot.' He preferred being called 'Hairyass' instead<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22856395-114368554215777797?l=fuqs.blogspot.com'/></div>Homerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00115519382073764477noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22856395.post-1143610436198474422006-03-28T21:23:00.000-08:002006-03-28T21:36:02.293-08:00The ipod allows a user to store only their favorite songs... and by truth standard, even if its only a thousand, thats alot. This because of the fact that artists can only sing one good song per album. A few exeptions though -- Usher, Linkinpark, Greenday and William Hung (he had two hits: She Bangs and We are the Champions)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22856395-114361043619847442?l=fuqs.blogspot.com'/></div>Homerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00115519382073764477noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22856395.post-1143501023308886462006-03-27T15:08:00.000-08:002006-03-27T15:10:23.336-08:00Welcome to the world of the cool and unemployed.<br /><br />If its any help, try not to get someone pregnant during the summer.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22856395-114350102330888646?l=fuqs.blogspot.com'/></div>Homerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00115519382073764477noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22856395.post-1143420742432311522006-03-26T16:45:00.000-08:002006-03-26T21:57:06.806-08:00I wanna put up buildings and have one with a silhouette of my face made with blood. (and an urban legend behind it)<br /><br />Of course, if i am actually given the chance to put up buildings, i will keep the money and put it in a swiss bank so i can breed my own army of mono-dressed maids and drivers and servants and so on...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22856395-114342074243231152?l=fuqs.blogspot.com'/></div>Homerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00115519382073764477noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22856395.post-1143338915039550882006-03-25T18:05:00.000-08:002006-03-25T18:08:35.063-08:00the disease lawyers would want you to have ...its not even right.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22856395-114333891503955088?l=fuqs.blogspot.com'/></div>Homerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00115519382073764477noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22856395.post-1143252954211930412006-03-24T18:14:00.000-08:002006-03-24T18:15:54.226-08:00other than family members and really hot people, im looking for broken atm machines to loot.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22856395-114325295421193041?l=fuqs.blogspot.com'/></div>Homerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00115519382073764477noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22856395.post-1143158031137376212006-03-23T15:24:00.000-08:002006-03-23T15:53:51.153-08:00<span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size:130%;">Ac<span style="font-size:100%;">iden</span></span><span style="font-size:85%;">t</span></span></span><span style="font-size:85%;">a<span style="font-size:78%;">lly</span></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size:78%;"> </span><span style="font-size:78%;">in</span> <span style="font-size:78%;">Love ...by Counting Crows</span></span><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22856395-114315803113737621?l=fuqs.blogspot.com'/></div>Homerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00115519382073764477noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22856395.post-1143069674977819082006-03-22T15:18:00.000-08:002006-03-22T15:21:14.990-08:00too many owls<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22856395-114306967497781908?l=fuqs.blogspot.com'/></div>Homerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00115519382073764477noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22856395.post-1142995793164953432006-03-21T18:47:00.000-08:002006-03-21T18:49:53.186-08:00Vaguely Insane Professors<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22856395-114299579316495343?l=fuqs.blogspot.com'/></div>Homerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00115519382073764477noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22856395.post-1142916978381053532006-03-20T20:45:00.000-08:002006-03-20T20:56:19.930-08:00we still have thesame president...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22856395-114291697838105353?l=fuqs.blogspot.com'/></div>Homerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00115519382073764477noreply@blogger.com5