FUQs

Suggest a FUQ

2006-04-25T07:52:00.000-07:00

** i havent been FUQing for the past week or so. I guess everyone goes through this sort of thing. (even literary demi-gods go through it) So as i ran through my FUQs today, i figured maybe its time i asked for help **

Your formula in life

2006-04-17T20:47:00.000-07:00

fifteen shots of tequilla a day keeps all the hypocrites away

Your cultures weirdest superstition

2006-04-15T08:31:00.000-07:00

That you have to turn your plate if a person takes his plate from the table or else you 'l never get married.

Which Tom Hanks movie made an impact in your life?

2006-04-12T17:13:00.000-07:00

I must say Cast Away, it taught me how to give names to inanimate objects and parts of the body

What would we not wanna know about you?

2006-04-11T15:54:00.000-07:00

i will claim ownership to anything that does not belong to anybody. and that i can run very fast.

The problem with the world these days is...

2006-04-10T15:47:00.000-07:00

We worry about Katie and Tom too much. What about global warming?

The weirdest ingredient in your halo-halo?

2006-04-08T15:13:00.000-07:00

hair. (and i dont think it was human hair)

Steven Speilberg vs Quentin Tarantino

2006-04-06T20:50:00.000-07:00

Thats almost like saying 'aliens' vs 'kick ass kung fu masters,' which could be the war of the ages. (or war of the worlds?!) I think il prefer Quentin Tarantino... coz martial artists are hot, specially if its Uma Thurman.

Who sent Mr "anonymous" ?

2006-04-05T15:39:00.000-07:00

Im not really sure, its a choice between Bigfoot or Harry Potter.

FYI, mr "anonymous" has been going through the blog but, unlike most us, he does not enjoy it. This is a tribute to him.

What's the coolest thing about the Lord of the Rings?

2006-04-04T22:03:00.000-07:00

The female dwarfs also had beards

Who is the most annoying action star?

2006-04-03T20:06:00.000-07:00

Arnold Schwarzeneger. Im not entirely sure how he could have been famous... him and Ronnie Rickets! eww

What is the most irrelevant subject you've taken in school?

2006-04-02T17:43:00.000-07:00

GMRC (Good Manners and Right Conduct) coz i ended up being a no good, slothing, narrow minded, trouble causing nincompoop.

If heaven had a canteen, what should they serve?

2006-04-01T22:31:00.000-08:00

hmm...

aphrodisiacs! ;)

Why is hiphop not for the normal thinking person?

2006-03-31T15:02:00.000-08:00

All the lyrics make you wanna pop someone's head.
Vanilla Ice makes you wanna kill yourself instead.

How are you an irony to yourself?

2006-03-30T15:04:00.000-08:00

I go to the mall to buy something but once i see it, i regret buying it. But when i come home il realize that iv spent so much more just by hanging out at the mall...

Why hasnt Bigfoot shown himself yet?

2006-03-29T17:51:00.000-08:00

He didnt like the name humans gave him, 'Bigfoot.' He preferred being called 'Hairyass' instead

Why was the IPOD such a hit anyway?

2006-03-28T21:23:00.000-08:00

The ipod allows a user to store only their favorite songs... and by truth standard, even if its only a thousand, thats alot. This because of the fact that artists can only sing one good song per album. A few exeptions though -- Usher, Linkinpark, Greenday and William Hung (he had two hits: She Bangs and We are the Champions)

Congratulate/Greet/Advice/Criticize the 2006 Graduates!

2006-03-27T15:08:00.000-08:00

Welcome to the world of the cool and unemployed.

If its any help, try not to get someone pregnant during the summer.

A quote says 'There is an Imelda (marcos) in all of us.' What is it?

2006-03-26T16:45:00.000-08:00

I wanna put up buildings and have one with a silhouette of my face made with blood. (and an urban legend behind it)

Of course, if i am actually given the chance to put up buildings, i will keep the money and put it in a swiss bank so i can breed my own army of mono-dressed maids and drivers and servants and so on...

What is Mesothelioma?

2006-03-25T18:05:00.000-08:00

the disease lawyers would want you to have ...its not even right.

A tornado has swept the city. Who are you looking for?

2006-03-24T18:14:00.000-08:00

other than family members and really hot people, im looking for broken atm machines to loot.

Your bathroom song!

2006-03-23T15:24:00.000-08:00

Acidentally in Love ...by Counting Crows

What do you hate about Harry Potter (the movie)?

2006-03-22T15:18:00.000-08:00

too many owls

VIP stands for...

2006-03-21T18:47:00.000-08:00

Vaguely Insane Professors

Why is this summer thesame as last year?

2006-03-20T20:45:00.000-08:00

we still have thesame president...

Define "earth"

2006-03-19T19:57:00.000-08:00

third planet from the sun filled with coffee frenzy people who cant get along with each other.

If your pc could talk, what would it say?

2006-03-19T01:30:00.000-08:00

pls dont do that in front of me

You are lost in an island, who would you not want to see?

2006-03-17T16:21:00.000-08:00

Wanda Sykes.

Confess something

2006-03-16T00:23:00.000-08:00

i like listening to Josh Groban

... shet!

Which Star Wars character do you think is gay? Why?

2006-03-15T04:17:00.000-08:00

Chewbacca. you can tell it by the way he moans.

What is KFC's 11 "secret" herbs and spices? (give as many as you want)

2006-03-14T05:27:00.000-08:00

1 -- flour
2 -- betsin (MSG)
3 -- pepper
4 -- salt
5 -- chicken flavoring
6 -- more flour
7 -- lemon extract
8 -- eggs
9 -- oil
10 -- more flour
11 -- even more flour

Who killed Roger Rabbit?

2006-03-13T07:45:00.000-08:00

Bugs Bunny!

Pick a theme song for either Jennifer Anniston, Angelina Jolie, or Brad Pitt (or all of them).

2006-03-11T20:47:00.000-08:00

Angelina Jolie -- Another Perfect Day by American Hi-Fi

Brad Pitt -- Hands Down by Dashboard Confessional

Jennifer Anniston -- You Belong to Me by Lifehouse

What not to do during a date?

2006-03-11T00:51:00.000-08:00

Talk about Elton John.

How did the dinosaurs die?

2006-03-10T04:37:00.000-08:00

They saw Liza Minnelli and they withered away.

Love?

2006-03-09T04:40:00.000-08:00

The part where you tell yourself "mother-in-laws arent that bad"

Fill in the blanks. Women are from ..., Men are from ....

2006-03-08T04:43:00.000-08:00

Women are from a (not so) normal world, and men are from a parallel universe.

If you were a superhero, what ability would you like to have? Why?

2006-03-07T04:28:00.000-08:00

invisibility and x-ray vision. definitely.

reason? ...uh ...SO I COULD SAVE THE WORLD!!!

(*rollseyes*)

What's the emoticons gender?

2006-03-05T22:07:00.000-08:00

they're male, i think.

You were born in the 80's if...

2006-03-04T21:49:00.000-08:00

You loved biomen.

and you felt bad when yellow four died.

Worst pick up line.

2006-03-03T23:27:00.000-08:00

Are you from Hiroshima, coz i think you're the bomb.

Why havent the aliens invaded earth yet?

2006-03-02T18:46:00.000-08:00

Because they're scared of Avril Lavigne

The greatest invention ever...

2006-03-01T23:31:00.000-08:00

the toilet bowl

What animal are you most likened to?

2006-02-28T21:57:00.000-08:00

a dolphin.

two reasons...
1. coz im friendly
2. someone said i look like one

Who would you be surprised to find in hell?

2006-02-27T13:44:00.000-08:00

Oprah Winfrey

Who would you be surprised to find in heaven?

2006-02-26T10:10:00.000-08:00

alot...

Whats the meaning of ADB?

2006-02-25T23:18:00.000-08:00

Adobo?

You are in a sinking ship with your mom and your girlfriend. Whom would you save?

2006-02-23T17:53:00.000-08:00

Wow thats hard.

one side of me is saying i can replace a girlfriend but not a mother. But then again, if i love her that much (like my ex-girlfriend), i just cant imagine losing her.

so i guess il just drown with them. i dont know how to swim anyway!

Give two words that tick you off?

2006-02-22T18:42:00.000-08:00

down time